Read Star Wars Books

Look deeply - into my eyes!

2006-12-01T02:26:00.000-08:00

You don't want to wear perfume. You want to smell fresh - not like a product. You want to scrub down with baking soda and sooth your skin with organic jojoba oil. (or organic coconut oil)

My mom gets spaced out around scents. She wont be able to make a decision if someone has on cigarette smells, or deoderant, or perfume, or hair spray, or makeup, or aire freshners, - So don't wear or employ any, thanks.

And please tell others that these things are not appropriate for "our meeting" as they are very distracting.

Climbing the rock at OZ beach south of Sunset Bay

2006-12-01T02:19:00.000-08:00

This is Jordan a year ago - before his father asked to see him (for the first time in a decade). He was bordering on thin- just like his brother and me. But as you have seen in recent photos he's gotten plump with just a touch of baby fat. He says it adds to "the cuteness factor" - along with that big winning smile of his.

I think he relies heavily on the cuteness factor when he wants something from me.

This is Amy Jane, my mom.

2006-12-01T02:14:00.000-08:00

Meet my mom. She took most of these pictures of me. This is us trying to figure out using a webcam to take pictures last Spring, 2006.

Jordan at OZ beach

2006-12-01T02:00:00.000-08:00

Jordan in Port Orford at Haystack Rock where the great indian battle was fought

2006-12-01T01:52:00.000-08:00

Hey Jordan! Whatcha doing?

(I know- this is so not fair.)

He isn't - really - but it sure looks like it!

2006-12-01T01:46:00.000-08:00

I wrestled my little monkey brother. We're stuck on each other. :D He's so tired now. That must mean... I WON!!

It's All an illusion

2006-12-01T01:42:00.000-08:00

Standing in my back yard, in the early spring time, just after the frost has been blowdried off the inside of the freezer- hey this is Oregon= its kinda the same temp like this year 'round!- ready to plant in my garden there just behind me, I see my little toothpick brother behind my mother. I'm going to wrestle him!

Sure it's all an illusion. But this is how I look to anyone when I am standing up and they are not.

Removing concrete is a bit of a challenge

2006-12-01T01:34:00.000-08:00

By the hand of our great Jordan, we remove the steps leading to our back door. Another preparation for the concrete. (Amy Jane falls down these steps more than she steps down them. They are too narrow.) Running a Jackhammer is no big deal- if you don't mind your teeth being rattled out of your head!

The Path to greatness begins with humbling oneself

2006-12-01T01:30:00.000-08:00

Jordan moved three and a half yards of dirt - by hand - with our dinky shovels. We are preparing the earth for our concrete pour. We will have a path to the shop from the home. No more muddy muddies all over the floor.

2006-12-01T01:29:00.000-08:00

Jordan swinging toothpickboy at Sunset Bay. Toothpickboy IS happy. That's just the face he pulls to award drama points.

This Summer down by the Bay

2006-12-01T01:26:00.000-08:00

This is Jordan at Sunset Bay on the beautiful Oregon Coast.

That rock to the left is Quaxiax. It's where the indian women and children were sent out to for saftey when there was war between tribes.

After the fun

2006-12-01T01:24:00.000-08:00

Jordan the Jedi AFTER snow boarding for a couple of hours. Arms all wet. Sweating. It was HOT out there on the slopes. This was his first time on the slopes- ever! and he had a blast!

just before we hit the snow

2006-12-01T01:22:00.000-08:00

Me and toothpick boy - we are so eagar to get to the snow already!

Middle of the Night

2006-12-01T01:21:00.000-08:00

And I'm wide awake. I'm beyond Happy. :D

Jordan!

2006-12-01T01:19:00.000-08:00

I took AmyJane to a Tai Restaurant in Bandon in the Spring of 2006.

Wurth Skidder- a Jedi Knight

2006-01-04T23:04:00.000-08:00

It's funny. There's Droma's sister and she gets captured by the Yuuzhang Vong.

It seems like he was goofing off as he jumped and land in front of her as he exclaimed, "Take heart, Help has arrived!"

Now they're all captives.

Droma's sister, whatshername, said to Wurth Skidder moments after he was captured, "I'm going to repeat what you said right before you were captured, 'Help has arrived!'"

Now doesn't that just make you feel like you're gonna bust a rib?! Guess not- you just had to be there. And you can- if you get the book.

This is from Agents of Chaos 2 - Jedi Eclipse by James Luceno.

This is a DEL REY Book. Published by The Ballantine Publishing Group NY
ISBN 0-345-42859-5
now why would you need that number?
to get the right book!

Before the teen chapters of Agents of Chaos

2005-12-27T10:51:00.000-08:00

Refugees who could not fight had to be evacuate from their planet to Ord mantell. Leia helps the evacuees. Some families have been separated, while others were having food shortages. Diseases were spreading.

While on Ord mantell, Leia tries to convince the leaders to move the evacuees to saftey, the council did not wish to have refugees in their tourist areas.

When Leia, her Nohgri bodyguard and C3PO exit the council chambers, they head downstairs. Downstairs, where they headed, there's these droids rushing around. C3PO relays that the yuuzongvong have targetted Ordmantle for destruction. They find this out because two Yuuzhan vong have been captured, one male priest, and a one female preistess.

The Repiblic is that entire galexy and those Yuuzhan vong are telepathic. They know that every planet is inhabitted. They are searching for the Jedi. They are destroying all the unclean. [meaning the Jedi] They hate the Jedi. The must cleanse the galaxy of these jedi filth. Those yuuz sacrifice people for this cleansing. They have learned about the Sith thinking them to be possible allies. [this is getting sick and evil!]

When that is hapening Han and Roa are searching for a certain traitor. Next stop, Ord mantell. Thoughts of his wife make Han laugh. While Han is on Ord mantell they visit in a bar. Two Trandoshans walk towards them. It was Bossk, the bountyhunter. They know one another. Bossk had been hired to hunt Han down. [remember the carbonite freeze?] Bossk asks, "Whatever happened to that Wookie that used to follow you around everywhere?"And that is what started a fist fight. [remember Chuubakka has died- but it took a moon crashing down to kill him]

The planet has been targetted and now, both Han and Leia are on the ill-fated planet.

[too be continued...!!!...ha]

Agents of Chaos 1: Hero's Trial

2005-12-23T11:49:00.000-08:00

Agents of Chaos 1: Hero's Trial is the name of the book I am reading from The New Jedi Order- Star Wars series by James Luceno.

The three youngest members of the Solo family: Jacen, Jaina and Aniken Solo are now jedi masters.

On Kashyyyk there is a funaral for Chewbacca because he has died on Surnpidal. Han Solo is saddend by this. Now the reason Chewbacca stayed with Han all these years is the life debt he owed him. Now that Chewey is dead his cousin and nephew will carry on the life debt. Until Han Solo dies, the debt remains unpaid.

Lets talk more about those yuuzhan vong

2005-10-13T09:57:00.000-07:00

Lets talk more about those yuuzhan vong.

so jedi knights Corran horn and Ganner went to the planet called Bimmil to check on a scouting mission .well that dosn't go well ,first they endup waking right into a slash rat killing field then two of the student walk off and endup being captured by some yuuzhan vong worriors.

Now Corran and Ganner have to save the students by going to the yuuzhan vong camp and using a probe droid to attract them away from there camp.

Now why would they leave there camp just to follow a probe droid?

The answer is because they hate machines. Their starfighters are made completely out of what they call yorik coral their weapons are a living creatures called amphastaffs and there armor is made of a bunch of crab like creatures.
Well they rescue the students but corran allmost endsup dead fighting the yuuzhan vong.

wait a minute why were the yuuzhan vong there any way .The yuuzhan vong have a thing with honor if one of their kin dies they take the bones and give them a proper burial .Those two yuuzhan vong were looking for their grandfather bones witch the students had possession of.

The yuuzhan vong considered that an act of war.

2005-10-12T13:14:00.000-07:00

me again

2005-10-12T13:13:00.000-07:00

Jedi Jordan

First day blogging about reading starwars books

2005-10-12T11:49:00.000-07:00

Hey, this is Jedi Jordan

The current Star Wars book I am reading it is the third book in The New Jedi Order series. It is called DARK TIDE 2 RUIN. The new jedi order series is about the yuuzhan vong. The yuuzhan vong are a merciless species who the jedi cannot sense through the force.

Read Star Wars Books With Me!

2005-10-11T15:08:00.000-07:00

Hi, my name is Jordan.

I enjoy reading Star Wars books when I should be sleeping.

I read Star Wars books when I should be out at recess playing.

I find all kinds of ways to prove my craftiness of getting out of doing nearly anything by reading Star Wars books.

All I talk about is what I am reading about in my current Star Wars book. That is why my mother, Amy Jane, created this blog for me. And because she does NOT want to hear another word about Star Wars or the Star Wars books that I am reading from here on out or here on in.

OK, obviously Jedi Jordan didn't write this. This was just to get the blog going. So here's to you Jedi Jordan- welcome to your BLOG!

~luv mum